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Thanksgiving timelines fill up with the same "so grateful for everyone" post by mid-morning. The ones people actually stop on name one specific thing: the cousin who always brings the wrong pie, the client who paid on time all year, the five minutes of quiet before the oven timer goes off.
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grateful for the people who answered my texts this year even when i was clearly spiraling
Thankful list, short version: 1. my health 2. the friend who drove 3 hours to help me move 3. coffee that is still hot when I get to it
This year I'm thankful for the job I almost didn't apply to.
Grateful for every stranger on this app who answered a dumb question of mine without making me feel dumb.
Thankful for a body that carried me through a hard year, even on the days I didn't treat it well.
To everyone eating alone today by choice or not: I hope it's warm, I hope it's quiet, and I hope it's something you like.
Gratitude hits different when last Thanksgiving you weren't sure this one would be okay.
thankful for the group chat. that's the tweet.
Grateful for the teachers who stayed late for kids like me. You probably don't remember. I do.
Thankful for the boring parts of this year. Boring was exactly what I needed.
Shoutout to everyone working today. Nurses, cooks, drivers, retail, security. Somebody's holiday runs on your shift.
I'm thankful for people who say "I don't know" instead of making something up. Rare and underrated.
My Thanksgiving strategy is to arrive with ice and leave with a full plate of leftovers. Low effort, high return.
the turkey has been "almost ready" for 90 minutes. we are all living in the turkey's timeline now
Every family has one person who brings a salad nobody touches. This year it's me and I've made peace with it.
Thanksgiving is the only day a year where taking a nap at 4pm in someone else's living room is considered polite.
Me at 2pm: I'll just have a little. Me at 2:10pm: unbuttoning.
I volunteer to wash dishes is so I don't have to explain my job to my uncle again.
pie for breakfast tomorrow. this is a tradition and i will defend it
Calling the leftover sandwich the best meal of the holiday and I will not be taking questions.
My aunt asked when I'm getting married and I asked when the gravy was getting here. We both had a point.
Thanksgiving forecast: high chance of questions about my job, certain chance I'm hiding in the kitchen when they start.
The kids' table had better conversation and I'm tired of pretending it didn't.
There is no stuffing like the stuffing at your own family's table. Everyone else is just doing it wrong. Sorry.
Hosting tip: tell everyone dinner is at 3. Serve at 5. Nobody will notice because nobody arrived at 3.
how many rolls is too many rolls. asking for me, roll number six
Friendsgiving rule: whoever hosts doesn't wash a single plate. Write it into the group chat bylaws.
My grandmother never wrote the recipe down. This is the third year I'm guessing. Getting closer.
First Thanksgiving hosting. The oven is preheated, the turkey is not thawed, and I have learned something today.
Small Thanksgiving this year. Four chairs, one table, nobody in a hurry. Honestly perfect.
Call the relative you always mean to call. Today is a free pass to say "just wanted to hear your voice."
One empty seat at the table this year. We set the plate anyway.
Friendsgiving is where you find out which friend has been secretly great at cooking this whole time.
My dad has carved the turkey the same wrong way for 30 years and nobody is allowed to correct him. That's love.
Thanksgiving question for the replies: what dish does your family make that nobody outside your family has heard of?
Driving home tonight with leftovers in the back seat and the heat on. Pretty good day.
Thank you to every customer who sent us a bug report this year instead of just leaving. You made [your product] better.
We're closed today. The team is eating, sleeping and not checking Slack. Back tomorrow.
Thanksgiving thank-you to our first 100 customers. You took a chance on something with a typo on the homepage.
Founder gratitude, honest edition: thankful for the investor who said no and told me exactly why.
What we're thankful for at [your company]: - customers who reply to our emails - a team that ships on Fridays without drama - coffee
No discount code in this tweet. Just thank you for using [your product] this year.
Small business owners, take today off. The inbox will still be there. It always is.
We started [your product] in a kitchen. This year we're grateful to finally have a table to eat at.
To the person who emailed us in March saying "this saved me an hour a day": we printed it. It's on the wall.
Thankful for every freelancer we worked with this year. Invoices paid, always on time. That's our promise back.
If you shopped small this year, you paid someone's rent. Thank you.
Our team's favorite Thanksgiving side, ranked by internal vote. Mashed potatoes won. Cranberry sauce demands a recount.
Grateful for the customer who told us our onboarding was confusing. You were right. We fixed it.
Happy Thanksgiving from a team of [number] people who still can't believe this is our job.
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